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The Real World and Scott Baio

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/17/04 @ 9:49 am

I am so pissed that I haven’t caught one episode of this season’s “Real World”. It’s not that I really care what goes on with these people, or that I actually feel like I gain something from watching them. It’s just well… I like to make fun of all these people. Of course I marvel at the fact that they can somehow use this to catapult them into a career without really having to work. They have multiple options after their real world career is done:

1) Repeat visits to the real world/road rules challenge- Yes Mike I am talking to you. Do you think that they make enough to live off of the entire year for like three weeks of work? I do… that is the only reason why Mike hasn’t blown his head off.
2) Public speaking- A few months back they had members from various casts come to a local college to speak about sex. Then I guess they went out on the town. I think someone tagged Trichelle.
3) Random celebrity type stuff- Stand up comic, semi tv/radio personality, or one of the people that appear on VH-1 shows that recycle clips. I really am jealous of them…

Of course this none of these people live a life half as good as Scott Baio. He has crazy money from the Charles in Charge years so he basically waits for new girls to move out to Hollywood so he can sleep with them. It’s like he wakes up in the morning and checks the bus schedule, “Oh a bus from Iowa rolls in at 10:30 today.. I need to go down to the bus stop to pull women off of it.” It’s amazing to me.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

One Response to “The Real World and Scott Baio”

  1. chris says:

    Give it time give me a e-mail I’ll be your soundboard for your troubles. Take care dude.

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