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Why you need to watch a movie like 15 times

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/1/04 @ 9:24 am

If you don’t watch movies 15 times you won’t pick the following things:

-The “guy” giving everyone the finger in Half Baked
-The “I think I shit on myself” line from Dave Chappelle in Under Cover Brother
-The body bag line followed by the greatest laugh of all time in Karate Kid.
-The dog rolling up the house backwards in Strange Brew
-Bill Murray ordering the movie tickets in Groundhog’s Day “One adult and…”
-How the point system is totally fucked up and makes no sense at the end of Karate Kid.

Damn I am bored at work…

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

One Response to “Why you need to watch a movie like 15 times”

  1. tiffany p. says:

    i completely dig your karate kid references.
    and wtf IS up with the point system @ the end of that flick?

    and why the hell does johnny have a black eye the next day when all Miyagi did was flip him on his back and thwack him in the chest?

    maybe john kreese gave him what for.

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