“Apparently, Hilton didn’t cease shooting home movies after her first sex tape scandal. On Monday, London’s News of the World claimed it had obtained another sex tape, featuring 11 minutes of Hilton in various compromising poses with two different boyfriends.
Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz confirmed to the New York Post that a gang of thieves had [...]
New freaking can opener with new fangled technology = 15 minutes of me trying to open a can of crappy raviolis
And no I am not drunk
I want to be like Pedro Martinez and travel with a midget for good luck.
I think I want a midget more then I want a monkey….
This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen.
This is an age old question that I don’t think that I will ever have an answer to.
Which Cosby kid was more annoying, Rudy or Vanessa?
To answer this question you have to throw out the few years of Rudy being the cute kid. Think about it… I can’t decide.
I am so pissed that I haven’t caught one episode of this season’s “Real World”. It’s not that I really care what goes on with these people, or that I actually feel like I gain something from watching them. It’s just well… I like to make fun of all these people. Of course I marvel [...]
You know that dumbass Parade Magazine that comes with the newspaper on Sunday’s? I don’t think I have ever seen a bigger waste of paper in my life. The one thing that drives me crazy is the totally pointless question and answer section on the opening page. I have decided to really help these people [...]
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