Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Tu Simone Ayer – On the surface, this is not necessarily a stupid name.  Until you realize it is the daughter of Northern Exposure actor Rob Morrow.  So the kid’s name?  Tu Morrow.  Good thing Susan Dey never had a kid named “Yester”, huh?  I do admire his boldness, however.  What if Bruce Lee had [...]

Bobby Finstock

(If you are under 18 this doesn’t apply to you. Everyone expects you to have horrible taste when it comes to pop culture. Your mom had it. Your mother’s mother had it. It is just a fact of life. Now go paint tear drops on something.)
Last year when Twilight came out I wrote a blog [...]

Donkeysosa

This weekend the latest film by auteur Roland Emmerich, 2012, was released.  As usual, the film is a brilliant, multidimensional rumination on various aspects of modern mankind as it looks into the mirror at itself, puzzling over the big questions: why are we here, is love a selfish emotion, how many CGI effects can be [...]

Fred Palowakski

A few years back, not long after I ceremoniously dumped my ex-wife of the “lowering herself onto random manhood” kind, I decided that I was lonely and thought that I’d like to meet some new ladies. It took all of fourteen seconds for my friends at the time to recommend online dating, and after reading [...]

Slackmistress

Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women.  Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.

The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
1. Get smarter: It’s [...]

Stan

A friend of mine pointed an article out for me to read. It was about having better sex. Apparently, it has come to my friends’ attentions that I am a complete and utter hornball that will stop at nothing in my smarmy daily routine of watching fat toothless women in Disney halter tops fall on [...]

Guest Blogger

(There was one post that I totally missed from when I went on vacation. Here is a guest post about everyone’s favorite couple…)
I’m sure I don’t have to convince you to hate these people, they have the charm of airport security personnel but without the community college education.
Asian babies are built in the same way [...]