Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Tu Simone Ayer – On the surface, this is not necessarily a stupid name.  Until you realize it is the daughter of Northern Exposure actor Rob Morrow.  So the kid’s name?  Tu Morrow.  Good thing Susan Dey never had a kid named “Yester”, huh?  I do admire his boldness, however.  What if Bruce Lee had [...]

Bobby Finstock

Over the years I have tried to write erotic poetry and even an erotic short story. Sadly neither was accepted for publication and I haven’t been able to pen my novel with Fabio airbrushed on the cover. Rejected, dejected, and depressed I swallowed up the failure and went on with my life. However I can’t [...]

Donkeysosa

Earlier this week, we were all horrified when we heard the news that the bodies of at least 10 women were found at the home of Anthony Sowell, a 50 year old African American man from Cleveland, Ohio.  But I feel we’re dwelling too much on the dark side of this case, when in fact [...]

Fred Palowakski

A few years back, not long after I ceremoniously dumped my ex-wife of the “lowering herself onto random manhood” kind, I decided that I was lonely and thought that I’d like to meet some new ladies. It took all of fourteen seconds for my friends at the time to recommend online dating, and after reading [...]

Slackmistress

Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women.  Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.

The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
1. Get smarter: It’s [...]

Stan

A friend of mine pointed an article out for me to read. It was about having better sex. Apparently, it has come to my friends’ attentions that I am a complete and utter hornball that will stop at nothing in my smarmy daily routine of watching fat toothless women in Disney halter tops fall on [...]

Guest Blogger

(There was one post that I totally missed from when I went on vacation. Here is a guest post about everyone’s favorite couple…)
I’m sure I don’t have to convince you to hate these people, they have the charm of airport security personnel but without the community college education.
Asian babies are built in the same way [...]